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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
crankyteapot

pissvortex:

went on a dead person’s twitter and i guess they had that horoscope app installed that automatically tweets your horoscope for you at set intervals because after their final tweet there’s just pages upon pages, years worth of these horoscope tweets droning on in silence. it’s really dark in a way i can’t properly articulate, like a phone receiver off-hook tone echoing through an empty house.

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